Mr. Sir: You girl scouts want to hear a story. Once apon a time there was a magical place that never rained... The end.
Mr. Sir: There ain't nothing down there. We woulda found it by now.
Mr. Pendanski: I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
Mr. Sir: I ain't on stupid pills!
Mr. Pendanski: I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
Mr. Sir: I ain't on stupid pills!
Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore!
Armpit: Man, it's Armpit! I don't know no fool named Theodore.
Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.
[Hands him water]
Mr. Pendanski: Here's your water, who-ever-you-are.
Armpit: Man, it's Armpit! I don't know no fool named Theodore.
Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.
[Hands him water]
Mr. Pendanski: Here's your water, who-ever-you-are.
Magnet: [about the dog he stole] I would have made it out, too... if my pocket didn't start barkin'.
Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell?
Zero: [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.
Zero: [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.
The Warden Walker: Are you trying to be funny, or do you think I'm stupid?
Armpit: I wasn't trying to be funny.
Armpit: I wasn't trying to be funny.
Young Warden: I'm tired of this, Grandpa...
Trout Walker: [shouts] Well, that's too damn bad! You keep digging!
Young Warden: Well, excuse me.
Trout Walker: [shouts] Well, that's too damn bad! You keep digging!
Young Warden: Well, excuse me.
The Warden Walker: Stanley, won't you just open it? Just let me see what's inside it, please!
Stanley: Excuse me?
Stanley: Excuse me?
Mr. Pendanski: They all have their little nicknames, however I prefer to use the names their parents gave them,the names society will recognize them by.
Mr. Pendanski: You are here on account of one person; do you know who that one person is?
Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that's who it is.
Mr. Pendanski: No, you.
Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that's who it is.
Mr. Pendanski: No, you.
Stanley: Man how did she know my name?
Zig-Zag: Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.
Stanley: They're not in the showers.
Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia.
Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.
Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.
Zig-Zag: Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.
Stanley: They're not in the showers.
Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia.
Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.
Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.
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